I saw these on someones FanFic account and laughed to tears. Check 'em out ^.- You WILL NOT be disappointed!!!

Dumb signs.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(How?)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(I guess if your superman...)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(I thought this was DIAL soap, not regular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But is only a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(And it will be cold after cooling.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Can we steel it on body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Wait till after the medicine wears out kiddies!)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(I was hoping for will cause, not may cause)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:

"Put on fork and eat."

(What about a spork?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Silly kids, knifes are for adults!)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(So I can't put them inside the walls?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(Your telling me there is fake artificial bacon bits? What has those?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(I really hope the other use is not the one I am thinking of...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(I thought it had pickles!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(OH GEEWIZ! That is how you do it?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitials.
(Darwin award anyone?)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Maybe I should not of jumped off this building then...)